This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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