Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
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