Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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