i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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