i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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