Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Your cock deserves a montage
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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