Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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