so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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