Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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