Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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