Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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