But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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