So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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