remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
We need to rekindle our bromance
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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