WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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