And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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