girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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