he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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