can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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