White coat. Heels.
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
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