and my herpes radar will keep us safe
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize