You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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