his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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