Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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