i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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