Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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