we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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