So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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