I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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