Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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