thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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