They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Another day, another engagement, another cat
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
i've created a new STD.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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