are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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