sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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