How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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