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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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