the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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