I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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