When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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