Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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