break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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