The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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