I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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