no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I wish you could order shots online.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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