I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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