so that wasnt chicken after all
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
