I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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