Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I've blown a few things in my day
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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