Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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