she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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