dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
honey bunches of taint.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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