I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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