and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
why do cheetos always look like penises
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
My liver just had a heart attack.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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