I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
She needs sedatives and a leash
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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